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After being reported as terrorist many people were interested in me. They came to the conclusion I am God and responsible of the strange weather in london and the twister. AT my work with extra man they charged extra for me expecting me to stop the rain when I started working. My landlord at 63 keats house Pimlico suggested I am''the one ''. They said I speak every language. At my work with Diva promotions they also said I could teleport myself.
I have been through experiments to prouve that I am NOT God.
I am so unhappy that I cannot eat anymore.
Can anybody Help?

2007-02-04 04:36:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

we heard you the first time!

2007-02-04 04:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by *Tara* 2 · 0 0

Dude, this is disturbin. I knw u can be religious sayin that there is god in everyone, but if u were really the chosen one, i would have read about u in the newspaper. Front page! and guess what, i haven't! Get the help of a psychiatrist and force some food down.

2007-02-04 13:19:28 · answer #2 · answered by Volvogirl 3 · 0 0

Get psychiatric help. These kind of delusions are common amongst people suffering from schitzophrenia or severe depression.

2007-02-04 14:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by Rich N 3 · 1 0

There is an AA saying that the first thing you have to realize is that there is a God and you're not it. You don't have to prove anything. And listen to your doctor.

2007-02-04 12:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by rcpeabody1 5 · 0 0

Blessed is he that is not god, for he shall not be dissappionted in what the world seeks of him!...lol!

2007-02-05 06:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by Solista 3 · 0 0

I AM NOT GOD, either.
but my kids think money, wealth & happiness grows on trees.
a quick prayer & hey presto.
god doesn't work like that does he?


if ur not god, i believe u.

2007-02-04 12:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Have a kebab from Islington and you'll feel much better...

2007-02-04 12:43:22 · answer #7 · answered by psicatt 3 · 0 0

Your not God, and never will be and never can.

Your a Human.

Make them read this

http://rapidshare.com/files/8641338/The_Big_Bang_and_the_existence_of_God.pdf.html

You'll have to download it first :P

Hope that helps.

2007-02-05 17:47:56 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 0 0

You see boys and girls - this is what a crazy person sounds like.

2007-02-04 12:39:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ooh u cud jump of a cliff, and prove that you're not God.

2007-02-04 13:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0 3

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