After being reported as terrorist many people were interested in me. They came to the conclusion I am God and responsible of the strange weather in london and the twister. AT my work with extra man they charged extra for me expecting me to stop the rain when I started working. My landlord at 63 keats house Pimlico suggested I am''the one ''. They said I speak every language. At my work with Diva promotions they also said I could teleport myself.
I have been through experiments to prouve that I am NOT God.
I am so unhappy that I cannot eat anymore.
Can anybody Help?
2007-02-04 04:32:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
People think you are god, and that makes you sad?
2007-02-04 04:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i can and the strange weather that occured is just only climate change through out the world and as far as not being able to eat anymore god fed 1 loaf of bread to 1000+ people what makes you any different from the rest of those people to be able to take a piece of bread from gods hands." he encourages us to eat and drink and not to starve or die of thirst but to live also in peace and harmony and to help those that are less fortunate than yourself
2007-02-04 12:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by peter t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a quick rub down with aan old copy of the Bible and take a lie down in a darkened room. That should do it. Otherwise if you are God you could just say " End of creation" and your troubles would be over, easy! be well.
2007-02-04 12:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by Eso_ uk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as 'god'.
It is just the figment of the mind of very simple, primitive individuals who have not been educated properly.
Try reading Richard Dawkin's excellent book 'The God Delusion'. It will help to educate you to the truth.
It is to the 21st century what the bible was to the dark ages.
2007-02-04 12:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Where the hell do you live that people think you're a deity?
I agree you're not God. God would at least have a cool avatar.
2007-02-04 12:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give up the drugs now before its to late
2007-02-04 17:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try jumping off a bridge, if you don't survive that will be proof that you are not God.
2007-02-04 12:38:06 · answer #7 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Milk it for all it's worth until the real one turns up(though we all know he doesn't exist)
2007-02-04 12:38:46 · answer #8 · answered by keithhuxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen this is true people try to prove god doesnt exist, well he does
2007-02-04 15:14:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe anyone would actually think that you were!
2007-02-04 12:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋