Mine have said jobbies instead of strawberries and blackcurrant without the ra!! Nightmare!!!!
2007-02-04 00:53:27 · 36 answers · asked by KANGA 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
When my youngest granddaughter was about 3 she couldn't say all her words properly. One day as we were going out she asked me if I had, "farted up my cackett"? This turned out to be had I "fastened up my jacket" but it caused quite a stir at the time.
2007-02-04 01:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by unicorn867 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell me about it!
I'm a Nanny, and all the charges I have had have come out with words I;ve required to be repeated lol. Things like foot (among other words) can sound very much like a swear word!! I cant remember specifics, but I know at around the age of 17 months they come out with the funniest sounding words bless em. I cant wait to go through that stage with a child again - all my charges are getting older now :( They are 9,7,4,2 - but there is also a 4 month old I can look forward to sharing this lovely phase with someday! lol
Enjoy your children and their quirky little ways. They grow up waaaay too fast. One thing nannying has taught me is to treasure every second with a baby or toddler - they change so much all the time, dont miss a single presious minute!!
2007-02-05 07:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by TrueFan_Johnson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Children often say things from total honesty that we would keep quiet! My brother once said, very loudly, why has that lady got a huge nose! My son, in the changing rooms at the local swimming pool, when he was very small, commented on the fact that the woman next to us had a very hairy bottom! She was not amused.
2007-02-04 01:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When working in a children's club we sat for juice and biscuits I sat next to a asian boy of about 6 he wouldn't keep still wriggling, I innocently said to him "mind your a figet!" His reply was an abrupt me "no fidget Me Hindu!!" I still laugh at that.
My 2 year old son was sat yesterday when my son pulled his face saying "Urgh, I need a pooh I stink!!"
Also took some children to a museum, where they had a bird display, when there was a dodo with some eggs, I told the young children they would never see a bird like that as they were extinct, about to tell them what it mean't they all held their noses saying "Pooh these eggs stink!" I love working with kids!!!
2007-02-04 22:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stew and ducklings instead of stew and dumplings! Poor lamb was terrified at the thought of ducklings for his tea!
One little girl once said to me 'I've got an idea! I've got a grandma!'
Also my mu always tells me this about my friend when we were 3. We were both going to the toilet and my mum said 'let Claire go first, shes desperate' and Claire said 'i'm not desperate, Im perfect!'
My favourite though has to be these two 3 year old little boys i know , Matthew and Thomas. matthew had this pink little ball that he won at the fayre and brought it to nursery. when his dad came to pick him up he told Mtthew to swap it for a blue ball we had as 'pink is for girls!'. So the next day Thomas said to Matthew ' you know when you grow up and are a lady your daddy will let you have that pink ball back!'
The joys of working with choildren!
2007-02-06 10:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whilst returning from toddler group during summer my 4 yr old saw an overweight man, topless, crossing the road. His exact words were 'ha ha mammy that fat man is funny'. I was mortified, especially when the bloke gave me a dirty look. I just grabbed my son and told him that was a mean thing to say - I really wanted the ground to swallow me whole.
Another time he realised he'd forgotten his 'homework' he said bugger I've left my work. I had to explain that bugger is a naughty word lol
2007-02-04 06:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember asking a very large man in a doughnut shop how many people he had to eat to get that big?
He took up a whole booth.
My daughter lifted up her shirt in a restarunt and yelled, see my ****.
I then next day remembered it was in a movie I had been watching.Lesson. Do not watch tv till the kids are in bed.
2007-02-04 04:39:38 · answer #7 · answered by andreamarie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was giving my son who is four a bath. and as usual i make him stand up so i can wash him over with soap and a wash cloth. well i couldn't help but noticed he had a ***** and i didn't know what to do (being that i had to clean him there) so i asked him in a joking manner: "what is your pee pee doing?" and he said without even having to think about it: "its lookin at you mommy" I laughed so hard that I had to leave the bathroom until i could stop laughing. I mean what four your old says stuff like that?!?! lol I almost expected his penis to wink at me! lmao! i just wasnt expecting that type of answer you know?? I expected a "i dont know" but instead got a shocker!! i guess thats what i get for asking... :)
2016-05-24 02:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by Alison 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While sitting on his aunties knee my 20 month old son proudly pointed out all the parts of her face while naming them...then pointed at the mole on her chin and decided she had 2 noses!! every time he picks up a toy hammer he will call it a "daddy"...can not think why?? and if he drops something he says oh s*** this is definitely nothing to do with me or his father but still can't help but chuckle to myself!
2007-02-05 12:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by linz_danielsmum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids are grown now but they used to say some weird things.
Those bigg chimneys you sometimes see from the road, they called 'vulcations' (obviously thought the smoke coming out ergo Volcanoes). My daughter couldn't pronounce any sp st words so we had fiders (spiders) nation (station) etc.
My son couldn't pronounce 'w' so he wanted to go vee vee.
Thankfully now they can speak properly....too bloody much sometimes!!!!
2007-02-04 01:08:20 · answer #10 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋