1) Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
2) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
3) Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
4) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
5) How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
6) What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?
7) Ever wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
8) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
9) If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
10) If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
11) Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
12) Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores?
13) How do YOU KNOW it's new and improved dog food?
14) Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
15) If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
2007-02-03 23:41:13 · 13 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny good one. 10/10.
2007-02-03 23:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
2) A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
3) If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
4) Are children who act in "R" rated movies allowed to see them?
5) "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
6) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."?
7) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
8) Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
9) Wouldn't it be smart for someone to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
10) Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
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2007-02-04 04:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1.cos tourists visits during this season and u dont shoot visitors
2.u failed at failing
3.on a picnic.lunch
4.cos they fake
5.lol just guess
6.u'll b ok.get a cuddle of a close relative or friend
7.useless
8.cos we never evolved we were just here like everythin else
9.cos its a size not a position
10.would u do it for free?
11.cos they not sadists .if a job worth doin its worth doin properly
12.just in case
13.cos its on the label and i can read...the dog wont know till i tell it
14.its a set of components that make ur tv work
15.cos then they would happen 5 miles from there
2007-02-03 23:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
stay wide-spread as your very last, for faster or later you'd be proper. The call is Pep, you'd be screaming it later in mattress. i'm chuffed as a pig in **** If i grow to be any happier i should be hung with a clean rope
2016-12-03 10:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice job, I cut and pasted and sent it to friends. I did give you credit however. Rock-on!
2007-02-04 01:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....I love most of them, esp. nr. 5 and 8.
Thanks!
2007-02-03 23:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Joshua 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some are funny.
2007-02-03 23:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey22_jp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO....those were funny....gotta love those one liners lol.
2007-02-04 01:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by iWantiT 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love em...some very good ones too
2007-02-04 00:21:55 · answer #9 · answered by texan_mailman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones lol !
2007-02-04 03:27:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋