This is funny...Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a
country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the aged bovine was struck
and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with
his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling
happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave
me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love
to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest
happened so fast I couldn't stop it".
2007-02-03 23:33:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
* ha ha * i've certainly never heard that one.. that was quite funny!!.. thanks for the laugh.. i have another though it's more about Bill..
Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That's not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"
They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a bl0wj0b. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced."
* he he *..
2007-02-03 23:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You bypass over the finished element. It change right into a comic book tale, human beings! relax! What, because she's operating for president she's no longer allowed to have relaxing? he's truly dealing with it. ought to it were embarrassing for him to say it? they're both merely conserving that the line has been lengthy, yet even with the actuality that they don't look to be giving up they're making mild of it to get by it. good for them both!! Hillary '08!
2016-11-02 07:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's funnier, that joke or Hillary Clinton for prez in 2008?
2007-02-03 23:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by thetunak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GR8!!! I hav a similar one..
Once a man was driving to his office, when he gets stuck in a traffic-jam. He has to wait there for 15 minutes and thus gets irritated. Before he can take any action, a man cam upto him and said, " Hillary Clintons in need of votes, so she's on the road telling people that if they dont give her any, she's gonna set herself afire. I'm the person whos going around informing people." So the man, not knowing what to do next, asks, "So how many have you got by now?" "207 litres.."
Hope you liked this one. I SURELY liked yours. Actually i loved it......................................................................................................
2007-02-04 00:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bravo Bravo Bravo, LOL Thank you for sharing your joke.
2007-02-04 00:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mad Maxine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard joke before but still is funny
2007-02-03 23:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by oldmanarnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny you have made my day, And now I now that I am a republican
2007-02-04 00:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by Robert G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I couldn't stop it........the laugh.........hahahaha........ good one.
2007-02-04 00:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke.
2007-02-03 23:47:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fine.
2007-02-04 00:18:16 · answer #10 · answered by One strawberry- Ichi Ichigo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋