DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Men just don't listen !
2007-02-03 23:13:14 · 17 answers · asked by leelee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one leelee he was warned so spike will have nuts for tea 10/10
2007-02-04 00:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-04 00:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats clever. 9/10
2007-02-04 03:12:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, what a way to drive your point home - feminazi !
7/10
2007-02-03 23:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-02-03 23:16:24 · answer #5 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, that's a good one. I like it!
2007-02-03 23:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Divine ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this, it was great! You're right, men don't listen. serves him right lol.
2007-02-04 04:32:05 · answer #7 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it !the parrot must of been female
2007-02-04 03:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one but a good one !
2007-02-03 23:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by Tracy J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's rubbairsh.
2007-02-03 23:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by jinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋