A man walks into a restaurant and orders fresh squid. He is told to choose the one he would like from the tank. The man chose the oldest, ugliest squid that had been there for over twenty years. It had gone green and had a big hairy lip. The waiter tries to talk him out of it but to no avail. The squid was taken to the chef, Forsace. As he was about to cut it up the squid looked at him with trembling hairy lips. Forsace couldn't do it. The customer was waiting so Forsace called the kitchen porter who was busy washing pots & pans 'Hans will you kill this squid for me' He begged. Hans agreed straight away but when he saw the big eye looking at him and the hairy trembling lip he just couldn't do it. By now it was getting late. The waiter rushed in to find out what the hell was going on. They explained why they couldn't do it and the waiter says .. are you ready for this... (I really am sorry) 'FOR HANS THAT DO DISHES YOUR AS SOFT AS FORSACE WITH MILD GREEN HAIRY LIPPED SQUID!
2007-02-03 22:04:38 · 29 answers · asked by jan the gooner 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes. It is a bad/groan type joke but funny anyway. It's probably better when told instead of being written.
Well done. Don't be afraid to post jokes, because everyone has a different sense of humour.
Keep 'em comin'.
Keep smilin'.
9/10
2007-02-04 01:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As this is Yahoo Answers I think what you meant to say was:
"Is this joke really as bad as I think it is?"
In which case the answer is 'yes'...
but quite funny nonetheless...
EXCEPT for having to rely on the odd name 'Forsace' in order to make it work as this sort of 'hints' at the punchline...Maybe you could uses 'Yussef'...it is at least a real name and still plays with the sound of 'your face' in a simple 'reversed last syllable' kind of way?
I once had a whole book of anecdotes and stories writen by Frank Muir & Dennis Norden, which you'd probably like, that explained the derivation of many well known sayings in a similiar way
2007-02-03 22:26:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this an oldie but a goodie 9 out of 10 plus bonus points of 2 for the classic
2016-05-24 02:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Jan well i liked it girl but i had to read it twice lmao thumbs up for you
2007-02-03 22:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny......what happened to the squid?????
2007-02-04 01:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sunds like an ansly hariet joke
2007-02-04 01:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee. It wasn't that bad!! I love a silly joke.
2007-02-03 22:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was a bad joke. Now what was the question?
2007-02-03 22:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by trouble_906 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is hhofin, i love it gonna tell all the boys that at work on monday lmao
2007-02-03 22:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - & yes, I HAVE been watching too many adverts!!!
2007-02-03 22:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋