where would we be without the wife :O)?

Question

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"

She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was.

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.

Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

Answer 1

aww, that was cute.. sounds like a good husband though.. how could you not love a man who went through all that to give you what it seemed like you wanted.. to heck with the dress size, being a kid is the best.. I miss childhood myself, things were so much simpler then, boys had cooties, and girls could be girly, and tomboyish, I mean hey, who says you can't play with barbies with your sisters, and best friends, and an hour later be covered in dirt, and mud, gettin rough with the enemies the boys?.. ah yes.. I desperately miss childhood.. I don't like growing up, takes the fun out of things, responsibilities bite the big one!..

Answer 2

Being in the military I have been apart from my wife for up to 15 months one time, 12 months another, and just now three weeks for a mission. There is web cams, phone sex, and even things to buy at the sex shops. If you really love your wife you won't cheat. Stay out of strip bars and other places that cause temptation. You can do it, if you really love her it is not that hard.

Answer 3

LMAO loved that one and 1st time i have heard it very good

Answer 4

very funny and cute!

Answer 5

lol

Answer 6

mhee hee...;-) ...a ten~~<~@..lol