The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
2007-02-03 20:17:51 · 5 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea.. that's a cute one.. mine is a little more dirty.. the man walks up to a chick with nice t!ts, and asks her to talk to him for a minute, she asks " why? how is that helpful?.. " he simply answers.. " well every time I talk to a woman with t!ts like your's, my wife shows up out of no where "..
2007-02-03 20:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great. 10/10.
2007-02-04 05:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god that was awesome... heres a star for you and all ur hard work.......
2007-02-04 13:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO oh i love to laff thanks for that one
2007-02-04 06:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mhee..hee..;-) a ten..
2007-02-04 04:20:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋