Two ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut of the end put it over her cigarette and continued smoking it. The other lady said "What is that?" "A condom" replied the lady that was smoking. "Where did you get it?" asked the second lady?" "You can get them at the drug store" she answered. The next day the lady cobbles to the drug store and tells the pharmacist she wants a box of condoms. The guy obviously embarrased loooked at the 80 year old lady rather strangely and asked "what brand she preferred?" The old lady says "oh it doesn't matter as long as it fits a camel
2007-02-03 17:34:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay, a bit dirty and adult content only . . but i smiled. thanks for cheerin' me up!
2007-02-03 17:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jugglingmidget06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Works 4 me he he<<<>>>
2007-02-03 17:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by twisteditstrue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahas.
2007-02-03 18:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!!...gross.
2007-02-03 17:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by 1tuffcookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!! I almost fell off my chair with that one...
2007-02-03 17:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. USA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amusing and funny...7/5
2007-02-03 17:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-03 18:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by zzooti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before...classic!
2007-02-03 17:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by Jay's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f@ckin funny
2007-02-03 17:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by jacob w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2007-02-03 18:10:31 · answer #10 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hallarious!!!
2007-02-03 18:30:39 · answer #11 · answered by LIL B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋