jokes on heavens and stuffs,,?

Question

husband--do u know why only 10%of women go to heaven?
wife--why??
husand--if everyone goes there,,its would be called hell !!!
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priest--those who want to go heaven plss stand at the corner,,
(everyone goes xcept one boy)
priest to boy--dont u wanna go heaven after u die?
boy--ohh i thought u meant now,,
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husband--why do u pray to go hell?
wife--coz u r going to heaven
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Answer 1

thanks..thanks..10

Answer 2

it seems hell is doing better than heaven nowadays