well, there is comedy club at my school in a couple weeks and my friend said she would give me $25 if i get on stage and tell really stupid and lame jokes. for money i would do anything(non sl***y lol)!
so, can you all please say some horrible jokes, prefirbly really short ones.
thanks!
heres a lame one someone told me earlier-
what do you call ice cream that says "bonjour?"
French Vanilla
2007-02-03 17:04:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What did one armpit say to another?
"More Power to you!"
2007-02-03 17:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you get hanging from banana trees?
sore arms
Two ropes walk into a bar? Two ropes walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left.
The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot.
The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said " no I'm afraid not" (i'm a frayed knot)
2007-02-04 05:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by johnc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Question:Why shouldn't you wear a green shirt and red socks on St. Patrick's Day?
Answrer:Those are Christmas colors.
2007-02-03 18:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eyes.
2007-02-03 17:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!!
2007-02-03 19:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by TNBelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: where do you find an ocean with no water?
A: on a map
2007-02-03 17:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by christian-wanderer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsshh
2007-02-03 17:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by King Ebeneezer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there?
ur mom
ur mom who?
ur mom ur grounded!
ok i couldnt resist saying a gaytarded joke like that
2007-02-03 17:58:10 · answer #8 · answered by sarah 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What do you call a train fill of toffee?
A 'Chewchew' train!!!
2007-02-03 17:21:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anne-Ice♥cream 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9...sry got none...:(
2007-02-03 17:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋