Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"
Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.
As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"
To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"
2007-02-03 16:54:58 · 6 answers · asked by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha... quite interesting!!!!!
2007-02-03 17:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anne-Ice♥cream 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ugh, ..follow instructions to the dot...lol...
2007-02-04 01:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5..
2007-02-04 01:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the guy's stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
2007-02-04 00:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is alright.
2007-02-04 01:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute...but I think you missed a part!
2007-02-04 00:59:07 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋