man--doctor,,my wife is a bit deaf,,
doctor--go home,,and tell me later from which distance she cant hear,,
(man goes home,,and from near the entrance door,,)
"honey,i m home,whats for the dinner?"
(no response)
(man goes more forward,,)
"honey i m home,whats for the dinner?"
(still no response,,)
(man goes near the door of the kitchen,,)
"honey,i m home,whats for the dinner?"
(still no response,,)
(man goes behind her and touches her shoulder,,)
"honey i m home,whats for the dinner?"
response--"for the 4th and the last time,,chicken rice,,"
2007-02-03 16:46:18 · 10 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
k.i.w.i got the joke,,
2007-02-03 16:56:00 · update #1
Hehehe!!
That is funny!!
But, how could he have heard the doctor?
I wouldn't think he would be standing by the doctor..
[Awkward]
Anyway, I give it a.. 8 1/2 out of 10 8).
2007-02-03 16:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10
2007-02-03 17:45:34 · answer #2 · answered by wabbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10
2007-02-03 16:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!
9/10
2007-02-03 16:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one. checkout this comic tale: a lady posts an ad contained in the newspaper that sounds like this… “searching for guy with those skills: gained’t beat me up, or run far flung from me, and is tremendous in mattress.” She were given a great number of telephone calls replying to her ad yet one mainly stood out. After giving the guy her cope with, he got here to her living house. She starting the door for him and the guy suggested, “hi, I’m Bob. I even don't have any hands so I gained’t beat you up and no legs so I gained’t run away.” So the girl says, “What makes you imagine you're tremendous in mattress?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-11-02 06:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by dewulf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10+!!!!! : D
2007-02-03 16:51:08 · answer #6 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are calling me a chicken? And we're having rice again?
2007-02-03 17:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-03 16:51:59 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...i think it is hilarious.
thanks .10/10
2007-02-03 17:02:15 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-03 18:15:28 · answer #10 · answered by mitu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋