The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
"WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
"MAN: "How mu ch?
"WOMAN: "$65,000.
"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
"WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.
"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
"MAN: "Bye, I love you, t oo."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose
phone this is?"
2007-02-03 16:36:33 · 13 answers · asked by odd_person 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. funny =) I feel bad for the woman ...
2007-02-03 16:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Jesssss! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-04 01:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!! I like this joke!! I give it a 9 out of 10.
It's really funny!!
Did you make it up yourself?
If you did, great job!!
2007-02-04 00:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
10/10
2007-02-04 00:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a good guess!!! I knew that was gonna happen!!!
2007-02-04 01:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anne-Ice♥cream 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so thats why my wife bought that house
2007-02-04 00:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Double H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-04 01:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by wabbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...that was very good!
2007-02-04 01:22:28 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you good one
2007-02-04 01:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by Osmel L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooohhh good one.
2007-02-04 00:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋