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I mean mine was having loud porno sex in a park in a sluty outfit....

2007-02-03 16:08:30 · 12 answers · asked by Lexy320 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Okay...It was with my husband for any guys thinking of harrassing me and it was at about 3 am for the bored mounted officer. Just wanted to hear about peoples crazy adventures or mishaps.

2007-02-03 16:24:53 · update #1

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OK, this one I'm not completely proud of, and apparently when my father found out he said I was going to hell in a hand basket. I broke into a church on a Sat. night and had sex with my boyfriend in front of the pulpit. OH GOD maybe I am going to go to hell. Ya know this sounds waaaayyyy worse when you write it down and re-read it.

2007-02-03 16:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by brooklynsss 3 · 0 0

I got thrown from a horse once and landed right in the middle of the biggest pile of horse crap. Of course, I was a mounted patrol cop at the time and there was about 50 people standing around watching. I got horse poo in my gun and lost my badge in the pile. Now if you really want dirty, that was it...By the way, it is a good thing you wasn't having loud porno sex in my park because I would have hearded you right to jail. There are kids in parks...

2007-02-03 16:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mine was not washing my hands after using the bathroom.

Hehe

2007-02-03 16:11:57 · answer #3 · answered by llulu_lemonn 2 · 0 0

regardless of it became into, i'm specific it became into on "South Park". relatively, did you be attentive to that M*A*S*H became into the 1st television teach to ever use the words "son of a...", nicely, you be attentive to. It led to somewhat a ruckus.

2016-10-01 09:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by koffler 4 · 0 0

mine was that i went in the mud with a diaper on.

2007-02-03 16:13:01 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda P 4 · 0 0

went dumpster diving

2007-02-03 16:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by Bonduesa 6 · 0 0

i think it was when i had sex on my best friends brothers bed

2007-02-03 16:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by AnAlUp3 2 · 0 0

eating dog ****

it was an accident...

hehe

2007-02-03 16:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

rolled in mud

2007-02-03 16:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

one time i put an entire mud-pie into my ***

2007-02-03 16:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by jeenkag 1 · 0 0

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