2007-02-03 15:26:58 · 9 answers · asked by apoed 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
don't you get it? The bible says that if you are not ready when Jesus comes, you will not go. This does not mean physically, but spiritually. But, judging by the satire of your question, I don't think you'll get raptured at all. enjoy your hamburger. I hope you like them well done-coz i heard hell is pretty toasty
2007-02-03 15:37:11 · answer #1 · answered by maconheira 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no rapture. I hope those who made up this story in the 19th century by oversensationalizing the Bible realize that before it is too late and they find themselves in the midst of the antichrist and tribulation. I say this because I hope they do not lose their faith because it does not happen, because Jesus is still going to come after the evil one is revealed( most likely from "the do as you will" New Age movement) some of whom openly await the "light-bearer" (Lucifer). They are not going to "escape" the tribulation, no matter how frightening it might seem to the rapture escape artists. All you need is Christian faith not gnostic cowardice.
2007-02-03 23:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by defOf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rapture is coming in about 5 minutes. When I play it on my Itunes......
He eats cadillacs, lincolns too, mercuries, and subarus........
raptureeeeeeeee
2007-02-03 23:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which rapture?
2007-02-03 23:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got half an hour, so probalby you have enough time for TGIFriday, but not Dennys.
2007-02-03 23:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by Dethruhate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can feast for the rest of your life coz it's not coming.
2007-02-03 23:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
never, take all the time you want to eat
2007-02-03 23:30:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, yes, i think you have time to drive through somewhere.
2007-02-03 23:33:55 · answer #8 · answered by Annmaree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe.
maybe not.
only God knows.
2007-02-03 23:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋