how to mummify myself?

Answer 1

Don't drink 8 glasses of water per day.

Answer 2

I saw this in a documentary:

Drink as much salt water as you can for a long period of time. Also, you should stop eating and make sure to die some place with low humidity. That's how some Buddhist monks did it.

Answer 3

Have a 100 yard of white cloth.. send urself in Abu Gharib and let the US soldiers work on u.

Answer 4

traditionally eat bark tannin.
reduce fluids,
its still suicide and has no religious merrit.
its an ego thing ,those who are likly to see your undecayed corpse think you holy but its just physics and chemistry
and as i said bad spiritually it binds your spirit to the flesh
brings bad karma too ,and tastes like k-rap.
you get so thirsty ,the spirit fixates on water and spiritual water dosnt quench the thirst.

Answer 5

It's kind of a tricky proposition, since you have to remove your brains and organs and that tends to interrupt the self-mummification process.

Answer 6

You should ask someone with medical knowledge about that. Maybe someone in Egypt since they seem to be the ones who did it so successfully in ancient times.

Answer 7

Here ya go! Step by step instructions. Good luck with that.

http://www.egyptologyonline.com/mummification.htm

Answer 8

Did you know the ancients called it beautifying? What were they smoking huh?

Answer 9

First you have to die, embalm yourself & wrap yourself up in a heap of bandages.

Good luck & happy afterlife :-)

Answer 10

Drink a tonne of diet pepsi.