Is this joke funny?

Question

ok heres a joke


There was a husband and wife,
They where going to "do it",
But they looked at the calender,
and there was a dinner with both sides of the family,
so the husband went down to the parmicey,
And the husband goes "my wife and i are gonna do it"
and he got the condoms,
came back and they had the dinner,
the husbands mom goes "my new career is good since now i am a doctor!",
and the rest of the family leaves,
and when they're in bed,
and the wife goes " i didnt kno ur mom was a doctor"
and the husband goes " i didnt know ur dad was the parmitrishion!"

sorry im bad in spelling... but is the joke good?

SORRY!!
like i said i broke my finger, its hard to type, i stink at typing jokes online.....


SORRY!

Answer 1

sorry not funny

Answer 2

First all its already a joke out there like that except instead of saying husband and wife it girlfriend and boy friend and the boy goes to the pharmacy because they are virgins and wants advice on which condom to use so when they got to dinner because he never met her parents he was embarrassed because her dad was the pharmacist and it is a good joke

Answer 3

To get a better laugh, try telling it this way:

A young man was sure he was going to have sex with his girlfriend for the first time when she asked him to come over for a 'special' dinner. So that afternoon he stopped at the pharmacy. The condoms were kept behind the counter, so he had to ask for them. The pharmacist gave him the condoms and he went on his way. When he got to his girlfriend's place later that evening, he realized the 'special' dinner was to meet her parents. Wanting to make a good impression, he spoke at length about his Christian upbringing and how much living a righteous path meant to him. When her parents left, the girlfriend said "I didn't know you were so spiritual!" To which he replied (all together now)
"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

Answer 4

No, it would be funnier if they were not married. Why would the dad care if his daughter and her HUSBAND had sex, wouldn't he expect that? If they were just boyfriend/girlfriend having dinner with the family for the first time and also planned to have sex for the first time, and the dad was the pharmacist, then it might be funnier.

Answer 5

uh, well it an old one and you need to work on your presentation. But I guess its an alright joke.

Although Ive heard this joke so many times I just dont find it funny anymore.

This kind of joke really has more to do with presentation than anything else.

Answer 6

if it is told better, i know the joke that i think you are trying to tell:

It goes like this:

A young man walks up to the pharmacist and asks "what condoms do you recommend, me and my girlfriend are finally going to 'do it'"
The pharmasist sells him some condoms
later on that night he meets his girlfriend to eat dinner with her family.
When dinner was over, he leaned over and asked his girlfriend "Why didn't you tell me that your dad was a pharmasist?"

Answer 7

Ok how about this...
The boy buys the condoms and when he sees his girl that night she says we do not need those anymore...I found out today I am pregnuat..
At dinner the girl says I did not know that was your mom...the boy says I did not know that way your dad.??
LOL
now thats funny i dont care who you are.

Answer 8

Funny!

Answer 9

hmmm to be honest I laughed harder at your spelling. Did you know there is spell checker available?? It's spelled like this Pharmacy, and Pharmacist...and yet I still don't think it would have been funny. sorry

Answer 10

It'll probably be funnier if 'the couple' was not married

Otherwise there's nothing too embarrasing about the husband buying condoms

Just a suggestion, but anyway, thanks for sharing =) xx

Answer 11

yes but it not a big laugh. i could give u some pointer cuz im an excelt joke teller