A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this ***** giving you a hard time?"
2007-02-03 14:31:58 · 9 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hella funny ('cept nobody says hella anymore, I'm hella old).
2007-02-03 14:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Foul language is more convention than anything else. I haven't heard too many people explain well what the greek word translated "rubbish" in some versions really means. Paul uses it to describe all the things he relied on for standing before God prior to Christ. If *anything* deserves a good foul word, it's that. Sometimes I fear we are too polite for the Bible. It's not gratuitous, and it's not even used frequently, but there are shocking words used in the Bible at times. I believe God meant for them to be shocking. I think there's another verse in the Old Testament with the meaning close to the English word p-i-s-s, which I believe the KJ uses. It is clear that we are not to use God's name in vain, and that "coarse language" is unfitting for children of the King. But I can't find anything that says that a well-placed "foul" word can be used to snap people out of their complacency. Christianity is not about using the King's English or Miss Manner's rules. It's about the reality of sin, the awfulness of death, and the beauty of the Savior as the Father's plan to rescue us. It's not pretty, but it is the only answer to what ails us.
2016-05-24 01:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bank, walks up to the teller and says, "This is a f*** up." The teller looks at him and says, "You mean 'it's a stick up', don't you?" He says, "No, it's a f*** up - I forgot my gun."
2007-02-03 14:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eccentric.
2007-02-03 14:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's ƒucking awesome. The boss just told that §hitty whore what's right!
Hellz ya!
2007-02-03 14:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by cripm88 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
looooooooooool
2007-02-03 16:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by mona 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that its hilarious got any more?
2007-02-03 14:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Caterpillar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol great joke.
2007-02-03 22:17:04 · answer #8 · answered by Silver 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
2007-02-03 14:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by sassy_playmate2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋