I guarantee you do not have a closer personal relationship with Jesus than I do.
I just married his sister Yanessa.
So technically Jesus is my brother in law.
Can you top that?
No crap about him living in your heart, because he weighs like 230 pounds, so there is no way he could live there.
2007-02-03 14:18:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So older Jesus gained a lot of weight just like older Elvis?
No wonder he's not seen in public anymore.
Gotta be a ***** and a half to have a bro in law with an omnicient dad. You'd better be keeping it in your pants and your eyes to yourself, bud.
2007-02-03 14:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah well some people have a relationship with his half-cousin Satan. Can you top that?
Unless you're talking about Jesus Gomez. But no, his sister's name is Delores, so I guess you're not talking about Jesus Gomez.
2007-02-03 22:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that the same Jesus that cleans my gutters and mows the lawns? He's great, my neighbor hires him all the time, too.
2007-02-03 22:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But, I had him over for dinner just a few hours ago, and he's not even a family member. Can you top that?
Hiya!! Glad you're here :)
2007-02-03 22:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by GODZILLA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I was thinking of a different Jesus.
2007-02-03 22:22:14 · answer #5 · answered by Caveman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess you could say you have a close relationship with Jesus. After all that would make him your brother-in-law. I got that beat--- He is my Father,Lord, and Savior...... AMEN>>>CHRISTIAN WARRIOR!!!!!!!!
2007-02-03 22:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be talking about "HEY SUS" your gardener.
And I bet Hey sus has a closer relationship with his sister than you do.
2007-02-03 22:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have a closer relationship with jesus than you...i had sex with him the other night...i have never had my *** pounded like that before in my life...he just lubed me up and said get ready to be filled with the love of christ and believe me i was filled...mmm that was a wonderful night...btw jesus if your reading this would you please call me...i miss you...and wanna see you again...you havent called me since that night and now im lonely
2007-02-03 22:23:08 · answer #8 · answered by Randy 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very original.
2007-02-03 22:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by the pink baker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Greetings Muck Raker. TIme to put some of that muck back, it is clouding your mind.
2007-02-03 22:20:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋