Right, so there are telephone lines, pickup lines, punchlines and dating lines. Any great, diplomatic breakup lines?
2007-02-03 13:41:03 · 27 answers · asked by Skip formalities. Ask for Jack 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
HERE ARE A FEW TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!
“Ever since we started dating, I just don’t have the time to do the things that are important to me. I love you, but I want to spend more time golfing and painting.”
"I'm going to ask you nicely....LOOSE MY PHONE NUMBER!"
"It just occurred to me that I can't keep doing this; what we're doing is wrong in so many ways."
"You're my best friend and I love you, but you need to be independent of me."
"I think we have three choices: 1) stay together, 2) take a break, or 3) break up entirely, and I want 2 or 3."
"I suppose I love you, but I'm not "in love" with you. I could never love you like I loved my ex-wife."
"Where do we go from here? We've done everything already."
"It's pointless for us to be together because I'm going away in 11 months for university."
"I just can't. I can't take the risk because I really don't think I like you anymore."
"I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out."
"I'm just not ready to date anyone right now. I still really really like you."
"I still care about you, but I gotta screw my own head on straight and figure out who I am by myself, and then settle down"
"This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single."
"I just want to be a typical teenage guy."
"Nothing has changed between us. None of the intimacy that we have has been lost. I just want to explore my feelings for someone else, that's all."
"I wish I had just stayed your friend. "
"The two years that we've been together, a part of me has been lost, but I have now found myself so it's goodbye."
"I'm not pushing you away; I'm not making any descisions right now, but I'm confused, and I'm hurting, and I am not over my last relationship."
"This is MY gig, and if you CAN'T GET that it's MY gig, then there is no place for you in my life. There's NO more (me) and (you)."
"You given me your love and I have only given you my friendship, so I have been mulling it over for the last two years, and decided it is not fair to you. It is not your fault it is me."
"We don't DO our emotional business in the same way."
"I see where this is going -- towards a relationship. I have a lot of demands on my time, and I just don't have the space and time to devote to one."
"I'm not putting the brakes on this, I'm just orienting it towards another direction."
"Well, I don't think just not talking to you is going to be enough space for me."
"I think you're a lovely woman, but I've just come out of a relationship, and the reason I did is because I didn't want to be in one. I want to free - if you know what I mean."
"You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal - so F**K off!"
"I can't see myself with you when I am eighty."
"I want be able to see other women without hurting you."
"I couldn't ask you to trust me again after the way I've behaved, it wouldn't be fair."
"I've found someone else. I'm so sorry. Shall we go tell the kids?"
"I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me"
"We don't see each other that much anymore, and I'm content with the way things are right now."
"You've done nothing wrong. It's me...I've just lost interest. Take care of yourself."
"We have the perfect love at the wrong time...I'm so sorry."
"I miss being HAPPY!"
"Whatever feelings I had for you in the beginning, I have lost in the end."
"Something tells me you and I aren't right, and I have to act on that."
"I've decided I'm just not ready for a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship."
"You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it."
"I have a lot of growing up to do."
"I moved things TOO fast between us which was NOT right."
"How will I know I want to spend the next 50 years with you unless I date other people?"
"Listen, these bloody scratches on my back weren't caused by another lover, it was my 3-year old son."
"I am breaking up with you now before you get too attached to me....so I am doing you a sort of favour, aren't I?"
"Because I am not in love, I don't think I can make love to you anymore."
"Don't bother coming over tomorrow night because I don't wanna see you anymore."
"You simply can't make the heart feel something it won't, and mine won't I am sorry."
"Actually, I think I see you more as a friend than anything else."
"I don't need the hassle any more than you do, so I'll say 'goodbye."
"I can't see you anymore. Your house is a tip and mine is spotless and I'm a bloke."
"You don't smile enough. Saying you are happy and looking it are two different things."
"I...um...just don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know what I want. I don't feel comfortable going forward with this."
"You're my best friend in the world, and I love you to death...but you're like a sister to me."
2007-02-03 13:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Granny♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-05 15:23:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't want to say some cheesy line to get her off your back. Just tell her how you feel. trust me. The girl will be more mad or more upset by you making up something or not telling her the truth. Honesty is always the best policy. If its a breakup line that you need. make it one from your heart. Not some stupid cheesy line. Girls talk and that would definitly get around. And it would make you look terrible. So just state the truth.
2007-02-03 14:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by grumpybear0718 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's happened I waited for the dessert sands to turn to ice and the camels come skating home and whilst I study this great scientific happening I need to put relationships to one side!
2007-02-03 13:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by Ms Mat Urity 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ability to choose right from wrong is what separates us from the animals.
(Of course, we were about to engage in an affair, but he stopped it with this very line)
2007-02-03 13:47:49 · answer #5 · answered by T Time 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, IMO it isn't a line at all. Just take a dump on their chest while they are asleep and leave without them knowing. When they wake up covered in crap, they will figure it out.
2007-02-03 13:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by becki_normalgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry hun. But unfoortunatly this relationship needs to end cause I got this uncurable rash on me and is quite contagious and uncurable.
2007-02-03 13:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by moo shell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Truth but you don't have time is Its me not you. Well actually that is the truth b/c you don't want to go out with them anymore.
2007-02-03 13:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Bella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry........But I want to take this thing with the sheep a bit further!
2007-02-03 18:32:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
we are through srry hun its harsh but straight to the point
2007-02-03 14:03:15 · answer #10 · answered by michelle_markwica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A note on the toilet that says-I WANT OUT.
2007-02-03 13:46:13 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋