I always tell them I have lots of money, that I have a large ***, am the best in the sack, love Jennifer Anisten, drive a Hummer, smell like cologne. and buy them lots of liquor, and tell them they have nice t*ities. what else should I do?
2007-02-03 13:38:49 · 26 answers · asked by ? 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
how could I be an idiot.. I DRIVE A HUMMER. that means i'm better than you, i could run you over!
2007-02-03 13:47:35 · update #1
of course I always *tell* because I'm a *guy* ??. duh . maybe i'll just force the girls to go out with me or i'll beat them up.
2007-02-03 13:59:53 · update #2
well maybe i know what to do. since all people have herpes now, i'll just use my new cream I just got a precritption to. No one else has it, it works. now ill get the girls
2007-02-03 14:09:41 · update #3
Im better then you all besides my hummer because i have more money too, i'll tell my next girl this weekend that she better stay with me or I wont use my new herpes cream you peeple are all jellus of me anyway
Jeff 6516469373
2007-02-03 14:29:47 · update #4
Your not lookin in the right places daddy! LMAO
You think that is all girls want? GET OVER YOURSELF!
2007-02-03 13:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Not all real women care if a man has money or not. To me it is a turn off if a guy has to tell me what size his manhood is. To me that is what is more important to him if he has to tell me that when I do not know him. I don't care about material things. It is not what I look for in a real man.
A real man will respect a real woman. A real man does not compliment her chest. A real man will respect her and talk to her like she is a real person who deserves to be treated with respect. Try to hold a door open for her once in a while. Carry on a conversation with meaning. What are some of each others goals in life? What do you want to accomplish in the next 5 years? If you don't even have anywhere near the same goals, then it probably won't work. Not everything will be the same, but you have to have some things in common. If you only have sexual tendencies to begin with, that is not what a real relationship is made out of. If that is what you are looking for, then you need to tell them that right up front. Most women want something that is going to last.
I wish you the best. If you have real material things, that is fine. I am sure you have worked hard to get them, but don't flaunt it. You may not be getting what you really want from a woman or a real lady. Definetely do not advertise the size of your manhood. No one really cares right off the bat. It is a turnoff to talk about those things when you don't know someone.
Advice: Get to know someone as a friend first. If you and she clicks and you decide you want to become more than friends, then you can start to date and let the other things known to her slowly.
2007-02-03 22:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten to one your trying for the best looking woman This is what you do trust me it really works ask the other guys i told .First off I'm not all that great looking never was and never will be but i have been with the most finest of woman and allot of them in fact all my Friends would ask me why every time they see me im with a beautiful woman another words they where saying : You ugly old fart what she see in you ; well this is the trick, when you walk into a bar or club or where ever you go and you see a not so good looking woman that no guy is paying attention to go talk to her buy her a drink smile have a good time and in no time you will have your pic of any woman you wont . WHY? Well woman don:t see beauty like men do I don't know what they see but it isn't what man see,s and they all wont what the other woman has . Why ? go figure.
Did you ever notice the guy that has a woman always has woman around him when you know your better looking then him .
so go forth my son and con core and with this wisdom I give to you use protection
2007-02-03 22:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see that you've invested great deal of money in the things, but not a single thing in yourself. By this I mean, you brag a little too much for my taste, you might be saying things that girls do not wish to hear or know, it is all about you. How about trying to be it more oriented on being considerate, less arrogant, less shallow, better listener, more honesty couldn't hurt either. Girls are not dumb, and most of them at all times know very well what kind a man they want. Telling them that they have great boobs, that might be taking a little bit too much liberty. Try gentleman approach, I'm sure it will do you good.
2007-02-03 22:08:41 · answer #4 · answered by Lily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG... you sure think very highly of yourself wow you drive a hummer no one gives a ****..
You obviously must be some really nasty guy in everyway if the only chicks you can get are hookers.. If you ever want a real girl learn to treat woman with respect you jerk..
2007-02-03 22:21:48 · answer #5 · answered by Princesskitten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is not how you get girls.. ok unless the girl is a total slut she would never go for a guy who says that. Girls like guys who are confident in them selves, who are funny , and who make them feel special, and dont go on to strong on all that lovy stuff, unless you start goin out dont tell them that they have nice **** because they will just tell you are are a perv
2007-02-03 21:48:19 · answer #6 · answered by Dahlia. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK , this is a stand up comic routine like that guy back in the 70s right ?
Where you come off like uber looser ?
Can't remember his name , but he did get some bookings and no one has tried this shtick in awhile . . .
Maybe it will fly again ? What you got too loose ?
Oh, andrew dice clay, i think . . .
2007-02-03 23:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by kate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because you are stupid enough to ask this question on a parenting board?
And what does loving Jennifer Aniston have to do with anything?
2007-02-03 22:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by missmannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have just 1 question then ill tell u. Are u an alcoholic?
Well first of all you dont tell girls they have nice boobs you wait untill later in the relationship to comment about their butt and boobs. get back to me and tell me what size her boobs are then i can give u some good comments to say to her.
2007-02-03 23:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just quit being a fag.They dont dig unconsiderate guys like that,man.You got to keep it nice and slow.Just hang out iwth them,call them, and maybe even take them somewhere nice and beautiful somewhere she can remember.also stay away from going to the movie theatre.This place is used way to often and she will see whats coming.Keep it a surprise.Girls will love you man.
2007-02-03 21:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by Highfive 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The problem is as you say you always 'tell' them.... Don't you think that girls are catchin on? They don't want you to 'tell' them anything. Show it.Your daddy already ruined it for you, but good luck anyway.
2007-02-03 21:48:26 · answer #11 · answered by gr8mindsthnkalike2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋