John gets a call from Buffy, his blonde girlfriend:
"I've got a problem"
"What's the matter?"
"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?"
"It's of a big rooster"
"All right, I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." She leads him to her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.
John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says,
"For pete's sake, Buffy, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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2007-02-03 13:36:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Barbie(blonde) and Ken went swimming. Barbie got in the water with Ken, he asked he what her favorite stroke was....suddenly, she throws her boobs forward and continued doing so. She told him, my fav is the breast stroke......
Barbie was at breakfast with Ken. Barbie ordered some OJ as did ken. The OJ came out in a carton. Barbie read the side and started concintrating.. Ken said Barbie what in the world are you doing? She said, well Ken, my OJ says concentrate on the side so I am concentrating...
BArbie, MElany, and Skipper were all shopping, they went into a jewelry store and stole something. The police ran after them and the girls ran into a alley. Each of them jumped into A potato sack. THe police came to Melany...she meowed.
THen they came to Skipper...she woofed
Finally they came to Barbie...she said POTATOS...
2007-02-03 14:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by dancinjeri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 09:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by gerking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one !
2007-02-03 13:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by jpenton_2009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of that one but its funny lol.
2007-02-03 14:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's still funny!! lol
2007-02-03 13:39:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! :D
2007-02-03 13:42:27 · answer #6 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! I'm gonna hafta share this one! ( ;
2007-02-03 16:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad.
2007-02-03 13:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the greatest...
2007-02-03 13:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. good one.
2007-02-03 14:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by Lizzie Ann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋