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my friend is coming for tea in teh morning and i would like to make some fresh biscuts to serve with the tea and i thought that air biscuts sounded so nice and light to serve. thank you for your help.

2007-02-03 13:19:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Cooking & Recipes

14 answers

LOL....I'm sure your friend will enjoy a freshly floated air biscuit with tea...(still laughing).
Recipe: Eat lots of beans and wait.

2007-02-03 13:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Actually I know a recipe for tea biscuits
Tea for Two biscuits

INGREDIENTS
2 cups all-purpose flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup shortening
3/4 cup milk
DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (205 degrees C). Grease a baking sheet.
Combine flour, baking powder, and salt. Cut shortening in until mixture has a fine crumb texture. Stir in milk with a fork to make a soft dough. Knead 8 to 10 times, and then roll out to a thickness of at least 1/2 inch. Cut into rounds with a cookie or biscuit cutter. Place on cookie sheet, and allow to rest for a few minutes.
Bake for 12 to 15 minutes. Serve warm with honey butter and jelly condiment tray.

2007-02-03 21:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by debi_0712 5 · 2 0

an air biscut? um a normal biscut without the fattining stuff use splenda. or is it this beans,beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot LOL

2007-02-03 21:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by vidkid234 3 · 0 0

an air biscut is a fart

2007-02-03 21:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by smjohnson55 4 · 0 0

Garry:How's your stomach?
Wyatt: It's a little better.
Garry: [starts pacing] If you're going to float an air biscuit, let me know, okay?
Wyatt: [confused] Float a what?
Garry: [slightly annoyed] If you're gonna fart, squeeze cheese, let me know, okay? I'll hit the fan!
Wyatt: I'm sorry, Gary, it's just I suffer from pan displacement due to occasional stomach upset.

2007-02-03 21:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

air?
recipe?
i noe!
make a biscut and put gas inside!

2007-02-03 21:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by Ghost 2 · 0 3

An air biscuit is a FART! I don't think you want to be serving those to your guest!

2007-02-03 21:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by naliwad 3 · 2 1

a very old and dated joke shared by men who can't get enough of their own bodily functions so they need to share with everyone unfortunate enough to cross their sorry paths

2007-02-03 21:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by Stacey H 1 · 0 1

What's in an air biscuit? Usually sulphur and mercaptan- "air biscuit" is another word for "flatulence" or "farts".

2007-02-03 21:26:06 · answer #9 · answered by Flea© 5 · 1 1

I've been kicking them out all day. I could send you a dozen.

2007-02-03 21:21:50 · answer #10 · answered by up y 3 · 1 1

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