Indians will understand better ----- rate this joke?

Question

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."

Replied the other, "Santa."

A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."

Santa responded, "Sagittarius."

Answer 1

thats funny, but not great...

Answer 2

Its such a long joke although u can eliminate so many irrelevant things. After reading a long joke, I wasnt statifsy with the humor. I expected lot more. 3/10

Answer 3

OK, im not indian but understood the joke. My rate 2-10.
So what illness did Santa have?

Answer 4

Not bad a 3

Answer 5

I love jokes, but i didn't get a laugh out of that one. Sorry good try though! I've atleast heard it now!

Answer 6

3!

Answer 7

sardars are always g8

if u ask a bengali--aap kaise hain
he will say--moje mein, ekdum moje mein
aur bhabhiji
woh joote(shoe) mein

Answer 8

Horrible. I give it a 0.

Answer 9

Yours other one with the naught boy was better. I dont get this one.......

Answer 10

that was like so dumb it was funny. i give it a 7

Answer 11

it was aight not tha best joke ive heard