How many FEMAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2007-02-03 12:44:27 · 32 answers · asked by donfajn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One to hold the bulb and a hurricane to spin him around.
2007-02-03 12:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
In reality, only one, but you need several key governmnet bureaucrats to deny that there is a problem with the original light bulb, a Director of the Agency to deny that anything is going wrong, a President of the United States to tell the Director that he is doing a heckuva job with the original light bulb, dozens of truck drivers to deliver the replacement light bulbs that will never be used and the townspeople will not allow anywhere near their residences because of the fear of increased crime, a TV news crew to cover the reality of the lack of the bulb being changed, morticians to bury the dead after the light bulb is found to have been changed far too late, lots of police officers to leave town and never return even though many heroic ones stick around, and a lot of other truly heroic people who continue to keep going in the face of the horrible disaster of the lack of a new light bulb that FEMA says was delivered... and never was.
2007-02-04 20:39:21 · answer #2 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10th should be enough to screw in a lightbulb since it only took 1 to screw up all of Louisiana!
2007-02-03 12:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FEMAs? as in females?
well 2 one to hold it and one to screw it
ha ha funny
2007-02-03 14:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by jpenton_2009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, one to start out with, then they'd call an other person to do it with them, then they would have one to stand around and tell them what to do. Then if they start at lets just say 2:00am 2007 they should have it finished by 2:00 am 9999.
That was the best I got.
2007-02-03 13:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by Holly W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's assuming you would still want a lightbulb months later from
the time yours burnt out..and forget a bright white bulb..it would be sooo covered in red tape you wouldn't notice the difference between the darkness you have become so accustomed to.
2007-02-03 12:51:25 · answer #6 · answered by DEWEY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0. They would'nt touch a lightbulb. What are FEMAs?
2007-02-03 12:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by [L] 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It all depends on whether it is a lamp or a ceiling light. To insert a light bulb downwards, they'll need help, but they are quite proficient at screwing up.
2007-02-03 13:29:25 · answer #8 · answered by wolfmankav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
101
1 to hold on to the light bulb and 100 to spin the house around :)
2007-02-03 12:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all they would need to know what a light bulb is and also know what a socket is. They are not very good in screwing things in.
2007-02-03 12:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 One to hold it, one to screw it, and one to steel it.
lol
best I got
Tonalc 1 has the best answer I hope you pick him LOL
That one is good Tonalc 1
2007-02-03 12:47:52 · answer #11 · answered by Matt J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋