Who has a good joke??

Question

i'm bored, and i need something to make me laugh...so who has a good joke??

Answer 1

there was woman , a joker and a blind man
the woman was having a shower when the bell rings.
she put a towel around her self and went to open bthe door
it was the joker and said ' congrulate me because i made in the circus'
the woman congrulated him and went to shower.
then again the bell ring. she didn't put a towel because ,she knew it the blind man. so she went to open the door. the blind man said congrulate me because i can see now
can imagine her without nothing on.
i hope you like it

Answer 2

What did America get when George Bush made this statement?
"I'm going to turn this country around 360 degrees!"


Well, since 360 degrees is the same as before, the war in Iraq hasn't changed these past 6 years and America seems to fall further more apart, so Bush did indeed turn this country around 360 degrees, which is no where! lol, I know, I'm wicked!





Krazy Libra

Answer 3

A blonde had just bought a new ESCALADE and was determined to drive it home
safely. She stopped at a red light and a man came up to her car and screamed at her
to get out. She got out and the man drew a cirlce with white chalk. He said "If you get out of
that circle, I'll beat you to death." She got in the circle, and the man started totalling her
car with a baseball bat. Hecontinued to total it when the blonde started to laugh. He said "Hey, I'm totalling your car, why are you laughing?" The blonde said, "When you werent looking...I stepped out of the circle".

Answer 4

This isn't too funny but I am really bored.

A blonde went to Sears to buy a small TV.
She brings it up to the cashier and says "How much is this TV?" The cashier replies by saying "I cant tell you" She asks why and he says "because your a blonde" So the next day she comes in a brown wig. She takes the TV up to the cashier and she says"How much is this TV?" The cashier replies by saying "I cant tell you" She asks why and he says "because your a blonde" So the next day she comes with a red wig. she brings up the TV once again and asks "How much is this TV?" The cashier replies by saying "I cant tell you" She asks why and he says "because your a blonde" She says "How do you know I'm a blonde when I have this red wig on?" The cashier says "Because. That "TV" in your hands isn't a TV its a microwave"

Ha ha ha! Not very funny at all but thats all I got.

Answer 5

Scan around on this section (Jokes & Riddles) there's bound to be something funny out there.

Answer 6

yes, a lady..... oh, here it is, how many, uh, chickens does it take to cross the road, er....... sorry, you are making me nervous, um, why did the chick cross the highway, to meet her pimp across.... that is to say, that if he were a pimp, while in his own city, and the gangwar wasn't there yet.... why can't i say it?? well here goes another if you liked that one, what is the average amount of times in it's lifetime that a pineapple will come across being elected in as president of the united states?? give up?? it's a pineapple, it couldn't...... unless you put a wig on it and made it stumble on it's words and look like a complete a ss!!

Answer 7

on a flight to Houston the flight attendant was gay no one seem to mind he kept us happy during the flight however as we approached Houston he came whizzing down the isle saying trays up seat belts on the big man up front is gonna pidder padder us on the ground as he walked to the back of the plane he seen a well dressed Arabic looking woman not paying attention to him so he bent down towards her and said excuse me Mame obviously you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but i need you to put on Ur seat belt so the big man can land us on the ground. she replayed in my country i am a princess i take orders from no one..he stood up placed his hand on his hip and shaking his head said oh really well in my country i am a Queen so i out rank you Bi*ch tray up....

Answer 8

What do ya call a lot lizard who brings her own mattress?...an owner/operator!
How do blondes turn on the light after sex?...they open the car door!
What do blondes think their underwear are for?...ankle warmers.

Answer 9

Did you hear about the old lady that wanted to commit suicide? She went the doctor and asked where her heart was. He said it's just below your left breast. She went home and shot herself in the knee!!!!

Answer 10

Shopper to Clerk: "I'd like to try on that outfit in the window."

Clerk: "Suit yourself, but I'd suggest you use the dressing room instead."