If the FSM can beat YHVH (and bring me the corpse to prove it!), his Noodleness will have my undying allegiance... Please Mr. FSM, the world is counting on you! Free us from that insane tyrant!!!
2007-02-03 11:23:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Psh, the FSM knows as well as I do that he's the only deity. Yahweh is just make believe!
2007-02-03 11:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
What is Fsm? What is yahveh?.
I understand the food fight part though. I think Yaweh is a term for God Like Eloihim is and hands down Yahweh would win no doubt about it.even with his hands tied behind his back and blinfolded.
2007-02-03 19:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by packman4473 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Armageddon
2007-02-03 19:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a fact. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a myth, a fairy tale created by pseudo-scientists who ignore the existence of God by blatant unbelief.
May the Lord's peace be with you
2007-02-03 19:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
As an atheist, I have to say that that 'flying spaghetti monster' saying is very irritating.
2007-02-03 19:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you want respect, you've got to show it. Your condescending attitude only reveals the shakiness that your understanding of existence thrives upon.
2007-02-03 19:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Theophile 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
who's Yaveh? spell it right next time... obviously those who follow the FSM aren't that intelligent.
2007-02-03 19:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by Emily 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dont forget Ralphy the cockroach as a contender. he has many fist of fury
2007-02-03 19:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by pillsbury_whiteboy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With God;s help you may make sense some day.
2007-02-03 19:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by robert m 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Feb. 30, 2008
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2007-02-03 19:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋