"I must be in heaven because im in the presense of an angel right now". Truelly awful chat up line. I don't like them very much but you have to admit they do make you laugh. What's your fav/least favourite?
2007-02-03 10:47:56 · 13 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
How about these for the worst chat up lines
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go ****.
3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too.
8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
10. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
11. Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.
12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.
15. Excuse me, do you wanna ****, or should I apologize.
16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
17. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
19. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap B&B.
22. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
23. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
24. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
25. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
2007-02-03 10:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it truly is a incredible gown and it ought to look even gorgeous crumpled up on my floor next to my mattress tomorrow morning. Or I stand with assistance from a appealing woman and wait until eventually a guy trys to stroll as a lot as her and that i holiday him in the previous he receives to her so as that he falls and then i change into as a lot because the girl and say "First impressions are each and every thing and he merely failed".
2016-11-02 06:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by arrocha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chatroom lingo has spilled over into real life...I was actually victimized by the all-annoying "hi, asl?" in a bar last week...I almost smacked his *** clear off the barstool with my drink glass.
2007-02-03 10:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by Detroit Diva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy: Sit down. You must be exhausted...
Girl: What? Why?
Guy: Well, you've been running through my mind all day.
Its actually been used! On ME! I laughed so hard that I needed to sit down anyway!
Fave one that actually worked... I've lost my number. Can I borrow yours?
2007-02-07 04:41:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Favourite - Grab your coat you've copped.
Least - Anything romantic, Humour is better!!!
2007-02-03 10:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
going up to a busty female manchester taxi driver and asking her "how much to oldham?"
her reply was "nowt to feel my boobs but how much to oldham hospital after I kick your baw saks"
I walked home, alone.
2007-02-07 08:50:30 · answer #6 · answered by sp52uhh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
favorite: my fellas on holiday with his mates...im desparate for sex.
Least favorite: im a guy, and i really fancy you.....
as in chat up lines used on me, that is.
2007-02-03 10:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by ben b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
2007-02-03 23:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot of them that are bad but, they work for some.
2007-02-03 10:51:38 · answer #9 · answered by zen522 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
guy says...here, wanna use my mobile?...girls says what for, guys says to ring your mum, tell her your not gunna be home tonight..
my fave is..get your coat, uve pulled..x
2007-02-03 10:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by scotgal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋