A woman is having an affair and is in bed with the other man in her third story apartment. She hears her husband come in the front door unexpectedly. The man jumps out of bed, grabs his clothes and hides. The woman is sitting up in bed with the sheets pulled up in front of her when her husband bursts through the door. He screams, “I know you’ve got a man here somewhere now WHERE IS HE?” The woman feigns ignorance and says, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” So the husband starts running through the house looking behind doors, under beds, in the bathroom, etc. but finds no one. He comes back into the bedroom to confront his wife again. As he passes by the bedroom window he sees the man standing below on the sidewalk hurriedly jumping up and down trying to pull his pants on. The husband screams, “I KNEW IT! THERE HE IS!” The husband grabs their clothes armoire and starts scooting it across the floor toward the window. It flies right through and out the window falling straight down onto the man killing him instantly.
The man now finds himself sitting on a bench outside the gates of heaven looking pretty sad. Another man who had just died sat down next to him and asked, “Why so glum?” The man replied, “St. Peter wants to know how I died before he will let me in and I don’t know quite how to tell him.” The second man says, “Well, why don’t you tell me first?” The man says, “Ok, but this is so weird. I woke up this morning and realized I had overslept. So I jumped out of bed and grabbed my clothes as I ran out the door and you won’t believe this but an armoire fell out of the sky and landed on me.” The second man says, “That IS weird now isn’t it?” The first man says, “By the way how did you die.” The second man says, “Well, this is kinda weird too, but there I was minding my own business sitting in an armoire when ---------------.
2007-02-03 10:43:17 · 12 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO. I shared this one with my wife. There are tears coming out of my eyes and my breath is coming out in choked wheezes. This is the sh*t. Thanks for sharing!!
2007-02-03 15:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-02-03 10:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Richard Cranium 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ! 7/10
2007-02-03 14:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 10/10
2007-02-03 11:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did give me a giggle
2007-02-03 10:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4. liked it before the first time. heard it differently, also.
2007-02-03 11:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.
2007-02-03 11:06:06 · answer #7 · answered by нσℓℓуωσσ∂ ηєνєя ℓσσкє∂ тнιѕ gσσ∂ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha very funny! i LOVE it
2007-02-03 11:58:36 · answer #8 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's funny! thanks for posting that, i needed a laugh today cause I was having a bad day. Thanks you made my day better.
2007-02-03 11:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by sparkzxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO that is hilarious
2007-02-03 10:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋