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...and Satan's army had a Keanu Reeves, would God's army still win?

2007-02-03 10:42:46 · 11 answers · asked by robtheman 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

Yes, because i would kidnap Keanu, and have him to myself

2007-02-03 10:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Keanu Reeves would run like a scared puppy.

2007-02-04 23:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by mountainclass 3 · 0 0

The Battle was over when Christ arose from the DeAd and arose into HEAVEN. Satan lost in the first round as a knockout. What side are you on? Study these scriptures and see what you think. To become a Christian:
HEAR - Romans 10:17 So then faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
BELIEVE - To the Prison guard in Acts 16:31 Paul and Silas said, "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved, you and your household."
REPENT - Acts 17:30 Truly, these times of ignorance God overlooked, but now commands all men everywhere to repent.
CONFESS CHRIST - Matthew 10:32 "Therefore whoever confesses Me before men, him I will also confess before My Father who is in heaven.
BE BAPTIZED - Mark 16:16 He who believes and is baptized will be saved; but he who does not believe will be condemned.
CONTINUE TO BE FAITHFUL - Revelation 2:10b Be faithful until death, and I will give you the crown of life.
Send me a note if you have questions. I am anxious to hear from you. Have a Great day.
Eds

2007-02-03 18:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Eds 7 · 1 0

God will always win. Praise the Lord! Keanu Reves is not a Chrsitian. He is a buddest.

2007-02-03 18:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

gods army will never win because evil will cheat to win

2007-02-03 19:41:32 · answer #5 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0 1

The battle between good and evil has always been happening...where have you been?

2007-02-03 18:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0 0

The battle is happening right now as we speak!

Even in this forum!

http://www.faithfreedom.org/Gallery/14.htm

2007-02-03 18:48:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't care.
I prefer to watch the Super Bowl.

2007-02-03 18:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0 0

in the Qu'ran it says that God's army will always win...

2007-02-03 18:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by sweetangel16175 2 · 0 1

It's fought every day and God is in control.

2007-02-03 18:48:25 · answer #10 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0 0

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