Two Essex girls pick up a perfume sample from the shop counter, Sharon sprays it on her wrist, "thats nice, dont you fink Trace" Yeah, wots it called? "Vien a moi" Wot the f**k does that mean Shal? The assistant pipes up "Its French for..Come to me" Shal sniffs again and says "Dont smell like come to me, does it to you Trace?
2007-02-03 10:24:08 · 19 answers · asked by Rod Stewart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one
dont know how you get away with the question though i get violations for posting jokes like that lol
2007-02-03 20:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain ?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do Essex girl braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash an Essex girl ?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How does an Essex girl part her hair ?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
Q: Why do Essex girls wash their hair in the kitchen sink ?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why didn't the Essex girl want a window seat on the plane ?
A: She'd just dyed her hair.
Q: Why didn't the Essex girl want a window seat on the plane ?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Why do Essex girls wear their hair up ?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why is it good to have an Essex girl passenger ?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why is an Essex girl like a turtle ?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
Q: How do you make an Essex girl's eyes light up ?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why should Essex girls not be given coffee breaks ?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: How can you tell if an Essex girl's been using the computer ?
A: There's Tipp-Ex on the screen.
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a computer ?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do an Essex girl and your computer have in common ?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: What did the Essex girl think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get East Enders....
Q: Why do Essex girls wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
Q: How do you kill an Essex girl?
A: Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
Q: How do Essex girls pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why don't Essex girls eat Jelly?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: What do you call an Essex girl with a fiver on the top her head?
A: All you can eat, under a fiver.
Q: Why don't Essex girls eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: Why do Essex girls wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
2007-02-03 18:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
8/10
2007-02-04 06:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Essex girl would definitely know...
2007-02-03 18:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's an Essex girl's favourite wine?
- "Can I go to Lakeside?"
2007-02-03 18:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one....innit Trace.
2007-02-03 18:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the essex girls i know "swallow" so no chance of smelling xxxxxxxxx
2007-02-03 18:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's ans essex girl? i'm in the u.s.
thx
2007-02-03 18:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-03 21:39:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
k
2007-02-03 18:34:58 · answer #10 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋