Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
2007-02-03 09:55:37 · 16 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, like this one. Smirkworthy.
2007-02-03 10:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save that for the Irish general election this summer.
2007-02-03 10:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-02-03 09:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-03 13:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the smartest jokes ive seen on here.
2007-02-03 10:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by Diamante 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but so,so true. lol
2007-02-03 10:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that must be the cutest one i have EVER heard!!! 10/10
2007-02-03 09:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Sad but true.. And funny.. :)
2007-02-03 13:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. logical, makes sense, funny. i like it!
...even though i've heard it before.
2007-02-03 10:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-03 10:42:49 · answer #10 · answered by beardedoctopus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋