Two ropes walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left.
The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot.
The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said " no I'm afraid not" (i'm a frayed knot)
2007-02-03 09:52:08 · 21 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I will answer this one properly unlike i did in the other one
I was Mr B
its funny!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-03 09:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by jonny 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knot funny.
Horse walks into the bar. Bartender says "Hello friend, sit down. Why the long face?"
2007-02-03 09:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mia R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW LOL 10/10
2007-02-03 11:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i havered this for the first time mate ans i liked it so star is guararnteed mate l lol it wa cool joke mate
2016-03-29 03:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should have told him to get knotted
2007-02-03 09:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back when I was a kid in the middle-ages, it was strings.
2007-02-03 10:05:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic. Word pun. HAW HAW. I fell out of my chair...Cr@p...
2007-02-03 09:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by Diamante 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grim, knotty and nutty.
2007-02-03 10:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-03 13:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-03 11:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by нσℓℓуωσσ∂ ηєνєя ℓσσкє∂ тнιѕ gσσ∂ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋