Me: knock knock
You: whos there?
Me: Shelby
You: Shelby who?
Me: Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes
If your gonna say something mean or rude then dont answer.
2007-02-03 09:49:12 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute! i ACTUALLY laughed out LOUD. lol! I LOVED IT!!!!
2007-02-03 09:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is This The Funniest Knock Knock Joke Ever? No. Just No.
2016-05-24 00:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found funny. It reminds me of snow capped mountains in a faraway land. There is an old coal fired train moving down the the twisting track. It's whistle is blowing and black smoke spews from the locomotive.
Through the windows I can see smiling faces and terrified ones. The most impressive face is that of a young child who looks out the window in wonder watching the snow covered trees zooming past. I cannot hear her over the engine's whistle, but I see opening her mouth and bouncing in delight as she points out parts of the landscape to her mother.
The train rounds the bend, and I watch as the brick red caboose finally disappears. It seems the squeals of the child's joy carry on the wind long after the train has disappeared.
2007-02-03 09:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sky Salad Clipper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You typed at the bottom to not answer anything rude well if you don't really want their true opinion you shouldn't have posted this Personally i don't think its funny but keep trying
2007-02-03 09:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends... in general, Knock knock jokes are never funny to an adult group (unless they are extremely polite) but to any kid, you tell them this and there sides will be in seams and they'll rush to tell their friends.
And if you read this as sarcastic, I apologize. It isn't meant to be.
2007-02-03 09:52:16 · answer #5 · answered by cheesey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not funny. Sorry. It's hard to make a funny knock-knock joke.
2007-02-03 09:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by aparadoxsimple 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey - I know somebody named Shelby ... I may use this .. with your permission
2007-02-03 09:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by sandcrafter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it s kinda funny but who ever u are trying to make laugh include it with them like make a joke wit lil jon or Paris Hilton or someone like dat
2007-02-03 10:18:33 · answer #8 · answered by Lil ms. Streetie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but the first time I heard it I laughed a bit
2007-02-03 09:52:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, but not very funny unless your 8 yrs old.
2007-02-03 09:52:55 · answer #10 · answered by p_doell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i have a good 1
You: Knock Knock
Me: Whos There?
haha lollll
2007-02-03 09:53:23 · answer #11 · answered by sparkklez29 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋