Not performing their menial tasks properly? Not dusting thoroughly? Not placing your bath towels at the proper angles? Not filling your pipe tobacco humidor frequently? Not attending to your Scotch decanter? I'm at my wit's end. Where oh where can one find decent help today?
2007-02-03 09:40:00 · 11 answers · asked by zp055att 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
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2007-02-03 10:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yeah my husband makes a mess, I guess that is the closest I will get to household staff.
2007-02-03 17:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by peanutbulls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do it yourself and then you won't be writing to Yahoo Answers asking questions with obvious answers.
You are probably SUPER CHEAP with your household staff, non trusting, speak abusively to them like you are all of that (you are not, you are just like them with money and that doesn't make you better)
You need Jesus in your life big time.
P.S. Learn to be nice to someone who can't increase your financial investment portfolio but can increase your investment
in the hereafter.
2007-02-03 18:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by YaYa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
aint no body got no help arround here smoke another big humidor it seems to be helping
2007-02-03 17:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by peter w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the problem with you whigs. Mine know the taste of a horsewhip, Sir. A horsewhip I say. There is none of this Bolshevik slacking under my roof.
2007-02-03 17:43:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I still can't get the cat to clean his own litter box!
2007-02-03 23:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes they annoy me a bit but I have to understand that I'm getting old and grouchy.
2007-02-03 17:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by dean h 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh yeah all of us have a household staff!!!! Be Serious!
2007-02-03 17:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by shorty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grow up, Richie Rich.
2007-02-03 17:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
i rarely annoy myself
2007-02-04 01:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by TOM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋