There is a young girl in Sunday school and the teacher asks her 3 questions. First she asks " Would created the Earth?" A boy behind the girl pokes her with a pencil and she yells "God Almighty!" and the teacher says ''Correct." Second, the teacher asks "Who gave his life apon the cross to save us all?" The boy pokes the girl again and she exclaims "Jesus Christ!" And the teacher says "correct!". Third, the teacher asks "what did Eve say to Adam when they were making babies?" and the pokes the girl again and she said, "I swear to God, if you poke me with that thing one more time, i will break it in half!"
2007-02-03 09:28:37 · 12 answers · asked by Diamante 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,,,
that was hilarious,,
watchout for my joke--
Q--why was the egyptian boy confused?
A--his father was a mummy !!!
k,,have a nice time,,
bbye,,,
2007-02-03 09:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I think I might have heard it before, but it's still just as funny the 2nd time! Love it :)
2007-02-03 21:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before also but I still love it. LOL
MJ
2007-02-03 17:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-02-03 18:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by Nena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.. i have heard it b4 too but its still makes me laugh!
2007-02-03 17:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by nicoleaase 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before but its still funny.lol
2007-02-03 17:33:17 · answer #6 · answered by beach girl 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. i cant believe i couldn't think about that.
2007-02-03 17:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by the guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i totally loved it..
lol
CCUUTTEE!!
(i am still screamin!)
2007-02-03 18:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-03 17:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by beardedoctopus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-02-03 20:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋