1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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It Might be old but i still think it's good :)
2007-02-03 09:25:25 · 14 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HeHe , should make it 20 and add circusmort's down below :) but i won't plajurise ~wink,wink~
2007-02-03 11:46:24 · update #1
1: Ohh! your ball's in the rough
2: Don't get stuck in the the water hazard
3: Both balls hit the bunker
4: Want to play a round?
5: Stick it in the ground and place your ball on top
6: Yes, you can have a free stroke
7: Those balls keep getting you birdies
8: I love the second hole
9: Your shaft is too wet and slippery
10: With a stroke like that you could be a pro!
2007-02-03 10:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by circusmort 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hole in one there
Is that an albatross on a par 4 ?
2007-02-03 09:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 11th........... why such a long distance between 2 holes? the 12th........ at the same time as u flow from a hollow to hollow, some physique incorporates your stick! the thirteenth........... why this interest of ball-n-hollow in city in basic terms & not in village? b coz each city has an outskirt. the fourteenth....... hit difficult if hollow is a lot away, hit gently while hollow is very close.
2016-09-28 09:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!
How about I like to grip the shaft of my driver tightly!!
2007-02-03 10:34:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've just improved the whole concept of the game of golf for me.
2007-02-03 09:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by bengimog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats the only funny one ive herd on here
2007-02-03 10:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by Brittnie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best keep them coming
2007-02-03 09:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he made me giggle but then I have a dirty mind so am easily pleased.
Well done!!
2007-02-03 09:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats so funny i dont think its to old its the first time i herd it!
2007-02-03 09:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this makes me want to play golf just so i can say those things!
2007-02-03 09:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋