me cat 2 fat! help?

Question

me cat is 2 fat!!!!!!!! helps me cat!!!!! it lay downs all days in sunn n eet it food,,,,,sometime when i not feeds it for days it try n eet me ciggy!!!!!! i yells @ it n sticks it into water n it teech lesson to fat cat!!!!!!! how do i gets it 2 lost wait????? it belly touch floor n it cannnot walks more thans 2 feets @ time!!!!! it look likes me hubby!!!! cept it don't drinks beer!!!! i try n not feeds it 4 days n to try n makes it lost wait but that not work!!!!!! helps me!!!!!

Answer 1

Get a harness (one for a smallish dog) and a leash and drag the cat around until it learns to walk properly on a leash. I mean, don't hurt its paws, but don't give up on teaching it to walk. Try to entice it with toys or catnip--my cat likes toys with feathers on them or fur (you can buy stuff at pet store or use a clean feather duster.)

Cut back on the food and use a "weight management" formula.

Chase it around and startle it so it runs.

Answer 2

So I guess this is a put on because even though your sentence structure is poor you are not writing as one who does not know the English language. Maybe you're just a jerk wanting to upset people who like animals.

A cat is a much more complicated pet to own than a dog. Cats have personalities just like people; they also come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. You cannot "punish" a cat. This causes anxiety in the animal and they will just misbehave more. Your cat (if you actually have one) is not fat because it's trying to make you made. It's fat because it has not gotten enough exercise, likes to eat and enjoys laying around. You have to play with your cat if he is an inside cat; if you don't he will not get any exercises. Cats age about 9 years for every 1 year of your life so if your cat is over 4 or 5 he is middle aged. Leave some lams weight control cat food down for him as cats will eat 6-8 times a day. Sound like a lot, well that's like you eating once per day. If you starve him he will only eat more when he can. Personally I think you should call the SPCA and turn yourself in; they will take the cat and find it a good home. Your treatment of your cat is despicable; maybe your hubby's fat because of anxiety; maybe you're the problem.

Answer 3

Buy it a lower fat food for adult cats, always provide fresh water and cut out giving the cat treats, if you guys do. Follow the chart on the bag of food as to how much to feed your cat and make sure to rpovide food everyday. Like us, if you do not feed your cat it will eat too much when it gets the food. Try playing with the cat with string or a toy and good luck.

Answer 4

go and get a weight control formula cat food. get one of those feather toys too. most cats will just go nuts over it. if that doesn't help take the cat to your vet. they'll most likely put it on a special diet. there may be a health issue that is causing your cat to gain to much weight. is it "bieng lazy" of is it lethargic?

Answer 5

If you are serious about what you are doing you shouldn't even have a cat. You obviously don't know how to care for it or love it. Give it up to someone who will take care of it and love it. While you're at it lose the accent its so fake!!!!

Answer 6

you are mean to it. take it to a vet. I would get it some different food for that poor thing. Do not not give it our food but rice. Rice is good for animals.

Good luck with your cats weight.

Answer 7

Who taught you to speak english? I don't your story is even true but if it is the best thing you can do is give the poor cat to someone who will accually take proper care of her and love her

Answer 8

try healthyier cat food, take it on walks, don't stop feeding it tho, have u ever thought it may be pregnant?

Answer 9

put it on a diet plan food and feed it in the morning and at night ONLY

Answer 10

You don't sound like you have enough sense to take care of yourself,much less a pet.