lyk this one...
jack and jill went up the hill to get some marijuana.
jack got high unzipped his fly and asked her if she wanna.
jill said yes unzipped her dress and then they had some fun.
stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
something lyk that funny yet kinda for adults.... no baby stuff...
2007-02-03 09:12:01 · 5 answers · asked by nicoleaase 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
Each with a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents;
Do you think they went for water?
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down on top of Jill
And now they have another daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
With a keg of brandy
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed
Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high,
Pulled down his fly,
And Jill said,
"Where's the beef!"
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ***
And now two of his front teeth are missing.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For a bit of hanky panky
Jill came back
With a very sore crack
Jack must have been a Yankee.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
On an elephant.
Jill got down and helped
Jack off the elephant.
Peter Peter
Peter, Peter wife beater
Had a wife and used to beat her,
'Till she shot him with a shot gun shell,
And sent that bastard straight to hell.
Then she sold the movie rights.
It's now a mini series on Tuesday nights.
Jack Be Nimble
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candle stick,
And burned his dick.
2007-02-03 10:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack and jill went up the hill to get a pale of water,,
god knows what they did there and came down wid a daughter,,
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jack and jill went up the hill to to have a little fun,,
but poor jill forgot her pill and they came down wid a son,,
howzat,,
i made them myself,,
aernt they cute??
2007-02-03 09:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust, if it wasn't for a*sholes, our bellies would bust.
2007-02-03 09:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is cute. i love it!!
2007-02-03 09:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! but that is kinda funy
2007-02-03 09:16:36 · answer #5 · answered by pritty princess 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋