DUE TO LACK OF HUMOUR FROM SOME PEOPLE THERE IS NO OFFENCE INTENDED TOWARDS ANY NUNS, CABBYS OR CATHOLICS BEFORE YOU READ THIS.
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a b***j*b from a nun."
The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."
"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.
"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"
"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
2007-02-03 08:36:21 · 19 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey, I'm a nun and a part time cab driver and im totally offended by your joke (sorry i couldn't resist taking the pi$$ after reading the comment on your previous joke)
keep up the good work ;)
2007-02-03 10:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Scilian mafia decided to do the Pope a favor. One of the top guys approached him and said, "To show our appreciation, we woulda like a to send you one of our girls - no one will a know - it will all be a bigga secret."
The Pope said, "Well, OK - that woulda be nice, but I have 3 requests - 1) she musta be blind so she cannot see what is happening on this day, 2) she musta be deaf so she cannot hear what is happening around her, and 3) she gotta have a bigga boobs! Big a one's, lika this!" ( o Y o )
2007-02-03 09:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahaha that got me lauhging for da 1st time!
jk i have laughed before but not as much as this
roflmfao
2007-02-03 09:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. i got the bus driver version
2007-02-03 09:44:13 · answer #4 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it but it's one of the best I've heard in years!
2007-02-03 09:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD HOLLY C**P THAT SO FUNNY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR FUNNY!!!!!! HERES A STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND 10/10!
2007-02-03 11:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe Heard it as a nun and a bus driver. Still funny! Thanks! lol
2007-02-03 08:52:00 · answer #7 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-02-03 09:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha very funny 10/10!!! that had me in fits lol
2007-02-03 08:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Are you trying to take the wimple ??? hahaha
2007-02-03 08:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋