2007-02-03 08:34:19 · 8 answers · asked by oobedoo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ten polocks were raping a german girl and she screamed NEIN NEIN! so one left.
2007-02-03 09:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's with you people...? Everyone knows the king of the one-liner is Rodney.
When losing at golf: "..I should have stayed home and played with myself...!"
"I don't want to see her f***in' Moth--er" As his wife's Mother walks through the door!
When the tailor is measuring the crotch size of Rodney's pants he yells out, "Twelve inches!" to which Rodney replies, "Oh you're WAY off..."
"I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell."
"She is ugly. She is so ugly I call her a two bagger... I put a bag over my head just in case the bag over her head breaks!!!"
This is just off the top of my head but you can never go wrong with classic Rodney Dangerfield in this area. He had a million of 'em.
2007-02-03 09:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Heywood J Helpaguy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was in Vegas, having a furious argument with the Roulette dealer about what I considered an odd number. -- Steven Wright
2007-02-03 08:37:34 · answer #3 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE ,JUMPED OFF A BUILDING AT THE SAME TIME,WHO WOULD HIT THE GROUND FIRST? THE BRUNETTE ,THE BLONDE WOULD STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. TWO BLONDES WERE IN THE PARKING LOT TRYING TO UNLOCK THE DOOR OF THE CAR WITH A HANGER. 1ST BLONDE SAID SHE CAN,T SEEM TO GET THE DOOR UNLOCKED. 2 ND BLONDE SAID YOU BETTER HURRY UP,THE TOP IS DOWN AND IT,S STARTING TOO RAIN.
2016-05-24 00:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only have silly ones. But I love the ones that were posted
2007-02-03 09:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sign on the repair shop said "we can repair anything, please knock loudly as the bell doesn't work"!!!!
Gets me everytime, what do you think?
2007-02-03 08:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by jonny 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"These two Irishmen walk out of a bar.........."
Well, it coulda happened! - Walter Matthau
2007-02-03 08:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by Geico Caveman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Take my wife..... PLEASE"
2007-02-03 08:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by jj raider 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋