This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
2007-02-03 08:21:20 · 17 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg cna_angel06
i wasnt insulting anyone from Arkansas or anywhere else
ITS A JOKE !!! lighten up
i spose i can expect a violation for it now
2007-02-03 08:32:19 · update #1
made my hubbie laugh. and it takes a lot to make him laugh when he has had a few drinks. I think you have achieved the impossible.
Well done you.
You get a star from me.
2007-02-03 09:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!! People in Arkansas have no sense of humor? It is a joke for Gods' sake!!!!!!!! Again very funny.
2007-02-03 17:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes very good & your right some people have no sense of humor, don´t know why people without humor even bother to look at the joke section, if they can´t take a joke
2007-02-03 17:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! To those from arkansas, lighten up!!
2007-02-03 18:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Nena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to the person from arkansas ..boo hoo shock horror how offensive was that.. I think the joke was aimed at you...you poor thing.. go and lie down....to the rest of us... good joke..funny ...
2007-02-03 17:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! 10/10
2007-02-03 16:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good gigi its worth a star 10/10
2007-02-03 17:07:37 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-02-03 16:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by bengimog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats funny lol
2007-02-03 16:35:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Har Har Har. I love it.
2007-02-03 16:29:37 · answer #10 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋