Subject: Hell ...?

Question

Subject: Hell ...
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George W Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do", says the
Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay. So I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves".

George thought that sounded pretty fair and nodded his agreement. The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water.He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over again. Such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long".

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer time, after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I'd be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day!"

The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked out in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Whoaa momma!, I reckon I can handle this."

> > > > The Devil smiled and said........."Monica, you're free to go!"

Answer 1

very funny! nearly fell of my chair!!!!

Answer 2

human beings have a cruel nature often times. human beings have self belief if others do undesirable issues, then they should be punished seriously. Like Pangel says, human beings in religions do not practice or have self belief an identical issues. and that is human beings interior of an identical church. In my little portion of the international, no church homes practice hellfire anymore. in case you do a glance for on the Catholic information superhighway web site, even they do no longer practice that someone is burned continuously. merely that someone will lose out on eternal existence and a courting with God in the adventure that they willfully sin. many all and multiple seems already in a hell right this moment. they're alienated from God devoid of desire of a courting with him. you gained't see an finished end to the hellfire doctrine in this equipment. all and multiple seems cruel and favor God to be too. Or they're too scared to imagine for themselves. If those who remember on a hellfire ought to imagine about it, they themselves are difficulty to this manner of hell. I guess they could deny that they are that undesirable of someone.

Answer 3

lmao 10/10

Answer 4

Sorry, mate it's been posted before
An oldie but a goodie
and no cigar hahaha

Answer 5

That's great. Ha ha ha ha.
I can't stop laughing ha ha ha ha ha.
It's the funniest joke I ever heard. Haaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaaa.
I think I'm gonna choke. Ha hahhahahah

Answer 6

Best joke all night. Still laughing hahahahaha

Answer 7

I reckon that's pretty funny, 9.99999/10

Answer 8

This was hillarious. My co-workers and I are just laughing our asses off right now. Good stuff.

Answer 9

thats halarious!!! it was soo funny i kept reading the end over and over again. i wonder how george will handle this one!!!

Answer 10

Lol! Good one

Answer 11

Good Twist! what a grusome thought though!!!!