the sausage said....my, that frying pan was hot wasn't it, the mushroom said, yes, and i wonder what the future holds. the egg said, i think we are going to get eaten, the sausage replied, ###k me a talking egg..,.,.
2007-02-03 07:29:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
3 Cows standing in a field....one said Moo!, the second said 'i was going to say that!' and the third said 'F*** me, a pair of talking cows!'.
Much better version i think.
Talking sausages indeed!
2007-02-03 07:35:54 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-02-03 07:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10
2007-02-03 07:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, that's good, that's really good.
I am still laughing.
Keep em commin.
2007-02-03 07:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by SANDY B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
either the answer was scrambled or it's eggs' istential !!! hahaha
2007-02-03 09:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a funny one, i luved it =] thanx for the laugh
2007-02-03 07:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's rubbish, and i'm ashamed to say i laughed out loud.
2007-02-03 07:37:47 · answer #7 · answered by K W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HHHHHHHhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... thats definatly in the running for one of the best Y!A jokes!!! Cheers!
2007-02-03 07:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Aww...bless.....
2007-02-03 07:32:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
From your favorite book of crap jokes!
2007-02-03 07:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋