If you were going down the four-lanes in a canoe and your front tire fell off, how many pancakes would it take to cover a doghouse?
2007-02-03 06:40:52 · 11 answers · asked by Vanimal 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a dry joke, it has no answer.
2007-02-03 06:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What on earth do pancakes, dog houses, and canoes (which magically have tires) have to do with one another?
2007-02-03 06:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by L F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends on how much syrup you have 2 put the tire back on the canoe
2007-02-03 07:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by Sometimes_forgotten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None Aunt Jemima wasn't in the car
2007-02-03 07:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Johnny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None! Doghouses can't fly!
2007-02-03 06:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Canoes don't have tires.
2007-02-03 06:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mommy of 3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on how many cannibals it takes to lick to the center of Jessica Biel.
2007-02-03 06:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
canoes dont have tires
2007-02-03 08:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Sabre♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. The dog would eat them
2007-02-03 09:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by Kyro 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit loopy, aren't you?
2007-02-03 06:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by t -oder 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋