Would you rather sit on a circular saw or have you t i t s slowly chewed off by a horse
2007-02-03 06:27:53 · 16 answers · asked by Luke J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tit chewed off - you can buy new ones fairly cheap...
2007-02-03 06:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by egger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Circular saw, of course. Since you didn't specify, I will assume it is turned off. But if it is turned on, I could always sit on the part that does not have the blade.
2007-02-03 06:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by Viewaskew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this in jokes and riddles? It's neither a joke nor a riddle. It's just a silly question with no real point. What possessed you to ask it?
2007-02-03 06:49:34 · answer #3 · answered by hotxchoccy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the second choice, painful as hell, but I can recover them later with plastic surgery. Now, will you stop being such a sadist???
2007-02-03 06:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of a sick twisted person are u?
wait...is the circular saw standing upright?
2007-02-03 06:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Impossible answer nes/yo.
2007-02-03 07:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why a horse?
2007-02-03 06:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id rather the second option, i was thinking of buying a new pair of **** anyhow.
2007-02-03 08:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by raggyann 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither
2007-02-03 06:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The second one, it would be easier to repair.
Kirsty.
2007-02-03 06:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋