A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind,that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. Thelady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Nah,not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-02-03 06:09:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one i luv it
2007-02-03 06:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another thing he could not see their roots. Today a woman's hair can be brunet blood red Gray or any Cotton pic kin color or more then one color.. I feel more like red right down. He needs to watch out for the red head over there She may be a natural blond! I guess they showed him the door. splat.
2007-02-03 14:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but sorry. You're a little too late. Different spins were done 2 or 3 times today.
I like it though. 10/10
2007-02-03 14:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats funni blond girls are kinda smart SOME OF THEM and than the ones that are not is idk!
buut yea kool joke
2007-02-03 14:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by Zahera♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmmfao..that **** was funny as hell..im blonde yes..but thats what makes it funny..and i actually understood this one..thanx for the laugh and for making it blondes readable..
2007-02-03 14:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by April/Ace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was on here 3 weeks ago.
2007-02-03 14:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by don 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read it this morning....But still funny.
2007-02-03 14:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-02-03 14:30:03 · answer #8 · answered by oldnjfriends 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok you got me .. good one lol
2007-02-03 14:21:09 · answer #9 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right...
2007-02-03 14:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋