If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (thats what Iran should do!)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
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>>>> > > > >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
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>>>> > > > >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>>>> > > > >(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
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>>>> > > > >The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
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(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
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(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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>>>> > > > >Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>>> > > > >(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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>>>> > > > >Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
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>>>> > > > >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>>>(Hmmmmmm......any special cases? )
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>>>> > > > >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
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>>>> > > > >(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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>>>> >Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, is not elephants only fat humans too)
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>>>> > > > >A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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>>>> > > > >An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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>>>> > > > >Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too. )
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>>>> > > > >Polar bears are left-handed.
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(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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>>>> > > > >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
2007-02-03 06:00:53 · 2 answers · asked by RIZZO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles